Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Things I've said that I shouldn't have
"Holy balls!" - referring to a crazy move-in mess, in front of a roommate's father, whom I had met just 5 minutes earlier.
"Cliff diving sounds fun!"
"GIVE BIRTH STANDING UP." - to every female I've ever met. Well, almost every. And I'm not even sorry.
"Exclamation points are for plebeians." - yeah, that happened over here.
"Like popping a zit!" - my favorite metaphor.
Things I don't say, but my mother does:
"Oh my stars!"
"Let's get humping!" - She means "going" like, "let's get going on this project."
"Hi ho!" - she just sounds like she's greeting a prostitute. She's actually just trying to say "hello."
SORRY MOM I LOVE YOU DON'T BE MAD.